9.24.2002

this guy cracks me up...
september 22, 2002
"I was running down by the harbor today when I saw ahead of me a trail of beautiful bright-orange flower blossoms drifting across the water. It really struck me that there in that urine-smelling and polluted harbor there could be some kind of exotic and delicate flower growing along the banks amidst the cigarette butts, candy wrappers, and dog poop and that the flower would drop its delicate blossoms onto the grey water of the harbor so late in the summer. I stopped to get a closer look when I realized that the bright orange things weren’t flower petals, they were Cheetos. I still haven’t decided exactly how I should feel about the experience."

posted by Lynne 12:23:00 PM